mr. universe
there’s a new apartment building behind my house in my ‘hood. it’s a rather nice building with really nice looking apartments with just a few tenants living there now. i realized that i’d have to get used to having neighbors, which isn’t a bad thing so long as they keep their clothes on…
yeah.
about two weeks ago on a sunday morning as i was happily typing away on my comp, sippin’ coffee, i looked out the window to see one of my new neighbors casually standing there eating his bowl of cereal in nothing but a pair of boxer briefs. my window shades were kind of open and i was staring in amazement, rather in awe. luckily the guy did not have muffin top and i guess his physique was all right but i’m a little on the conservative side when it comes to this stuff. i feel rather uncomfortable in the presence of unclothed men…especially when they are standing on their balconies near my window while i am drinking my morning coffee.
eventually “Mr. Universe” stepped back inside his apartment after he finished his cheerios and that was that. or so i thought…
last night as i was getting ready for bed, i opened up the shades to let some cool air in and i look up and see this fool again. he wasn’t on the balcony, but was prancing around his living room in full view in his damn boxer briefs again. no drapes, no shades…nothing, with the living room light on to illuminate the fact that he was running around in his drawers. this time i decided to take action and ran to grab my camera so i can turn him into visual blog fodder. i guess he saw the movement from my window because suddenly he dashed back into the apartment and that was the last i saw of him. yeah, it’s probably wrong of me to want to plaster his behind on my blog but i figure you should know better than to be running around in your drawers in a residential area when people’s windows face yours. at least put up some damn curtains! you just lost your expectation of privacy! not all of us are into marveling at your glorious form…
so until next time, Mr. Universe. watch out!
So Mr. Universe now thinks you are stalking him with your camera! That is hysterical!
I have to be honest. I was raised with men, two much older brothers and a close relationship with my dad. I don’t think twice about seeing a guy is his drawers be they boxer or tidies. Even seeing a guy walk by with just a towel doesn’t rock my sensibilites. In fact, a rather enjoy it -unless it is one of my brothers
That being said, if one is not used to such things, I can only imagine what you were thinking! Here is an almost naked man oblivious to the fact he is imposing his exposed body on your morning coffee time. Rude! I wish I could have transported to you in that moment to hear your reaction. At least he didn’t start posing for your camera, that would have been worse!
The lack of muffin topness was a blessing for sure.
Double post again, sorry.
He DOES need to get curtains, I agree. The neighbors do not need to share his private semi naked moments whether they are shocked or not. One does not need to prance around with potential wee willie winkie fallout.
yeah, L-Boogie (i always laugh when i write this now), i didn’t grow up with dudes; my dad was the only one in my house and so even getting a glimpse of him in his drawers was more than i could handle,hence my discomfort. oh, and if you were there to hear my reaction, it would’ve been something like this:
“Oh, hell naw!!! i know this em-eff isn’t standing there in his drawers!”
*snickering at “wee willie winkie fallout”*
Hehe….
You said “eff.”
Mattses: i thought i mentioned somewhere in conversation that i liked to use “eff” myself…though i don’t use it often but you kind of brought it back into 2006 for me. i also like to throw the “em” up in there to create the classic “em eff” (MF). somehow spelling them out phonetically is much more fun and entertaining.
I’m not overly concerned about a dude galloping around in his boxers or underwear…however, if you are gonna do it…..Ya damn well betta be proud and confident in yo’self! Don’t do it till you get caught then get embarrassed. “Be you boo!”
I agree with Yihh. Somewhat. Of course, unsolicited prancing about is unsoliticed prancing about. And watching this guy may not be the most enjoyable way to spend your evening.
at least he doesn’t have muffin top! better a decent looking nudist next door than an ugly, fat one, surely??
(damn, that sounded really gay, didn’t it???)
quite all right, Zigs…that is a good point, though. i would’ve really had issues if there was maximum muffin spillage. i don’t know if i coudl’ve handled taken a picture of that!
I hate that you missed the oppotunity to catch him on camera!!