i just choked on my big bowl of WTF
Look, I understand full well that it’s not necessarily your fault that you live in an apartment building that happens to be directly across from my office. I’m not mad at you at all because Lord knows that the rent in the city is out of control and downtown has considerable bargains. I’m not mad, as a matter of fact, I’m envious of your huge beautiful, almost panoramic window that look directly into our office.
What I am mad at is the fact that you feel that you have carte blanche to prance around in nothing but your underwear in full view of us, knowing that your ass ain’t got a damn curtain and that we can see you.
Oh, but today, to make matters worse is that you intentionally posed for us. Riddle me this Batman, how are you gonna pull down your pants in front of the window and then turn around to see if anyone is watching? Hell, even worse (if that is possible) how the hell are you pull your damn drawers down so that we have full view of your ass? Hell….how the HELL are you gonna do all this and not really have any ass to show for it in the first place?
All together now:
HO, SIT DOWN.
I’m done. I hereby tender my resignation.
Holy Bat-Azzes!
Uhh…no ass? Is it that bad???
You could call the police, but I doubt that would make much of a difference.
This is so retarded. I’m not sure how I missed this post. LOL